Carrie Prejean is the media gift that keeps on giving! She’s a one woman show of how not to treat people. She can’t get along with anybody! Whether they be gay, pageant officials, or former lovers, she’ll find a way to piss them off! All who cross the young woman’s path seem a bit mad at her…poor girl.

No doubt her alleged private film sessions will rankle (titillate?) her conservative following. Ms. Prejean will have no one left but family to console her on her latest scandal.

The scandal you ask?

Ms. Prejean may have a sex tape!

Now that you’ve calmed down, let’s use this as a simple lesson in manners. Treat all with respect. Treat others in the way that you would like to be treated. Open you heart and mind to the differences between us all.

So if you find yourself breaking up with someone who you were dating and realize that you have a sex tape with them, you’ll dramatically cut down the odds that he’ll publish it on the world wide web if you treat him with kindness.

In this way, dating, relating and communicating will make your life easy and rewarding.

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I realize there’s been a ton of controversy and garbage thrown over Miss California’s answer to the question of gay marriage, but I think there’s a teachable moment within it all.

In Miss Prejean’s mind, she represented the great state of California and as such, she knew that her state doesn’t support gay marriage. I believe she naturally took their side and gave what appeared to be an honest answer.

Instead of being lauded for her honesty and courage, Miss Prejean was booed and lambasted by the likes of Perez Hilton and others. Miss Prejean also lost the Miss America pageant and took runner-up.

What if you were dating someone and they suddenly asked you a question that made you uncomfortable? Would you answer it? Would you be honest like Miss California or would you go on dating the person like nothing happened?

Whether you agree with Perez Hilton or not, you have to admit he asked a thought provoking question that he felt was important to the crowning of the next Miss America.

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