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Dating Comedians And Other Reprobates

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Why do men like David Letterman, Keith Olbermann and Joe Halderman become comedians, rock stars or otherwise get into television?

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TO GET THE GIRL!

Is it that simple? Could their motivation to be the funniest guy in the room be so trite? This can’t be all there is to it?

The answer is yes, yes and yes!

Speaking for all heterosexual males on the planet, I can honestly say that we love to impress women. Some men drive a flashy car while others become comedians. Some build pyramids while others get into a rock band. And still others go into the TV business and try to get on TV anyway they can.

The male mind is programmed to impress women.

How can you use this while dating? Well, if you go out on a first date with a extremely successful man and you find him unable to shut up about himself, know that he is trying his best to impress you. No doubt he’s boring the heck out of you, but you might want to give the guy a second chance and see if his personality comes out on the next date.

Dating doesn’t have to be so hard!

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Dating Joe Halderman

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As a follow up to yesterday’s Crack the Dating Code post, I thought it only fair to cover the other side of the now infamous dating love triangle, Robert “Joe” Halderman.

You read that correctly. I’m calling this whole farce a love triangle!

What exactly do I mean by this?

As I’ve written about before, the male brain is suspicious and downright jealous of any male that comes your way. His brain can’t help but be jealous. The male brain has never and will never be 100% certain of paternity and as such, jealously guards the females he mates with.

Joe Halderman actions, in my opinion, are a classic example of this jealous behavior. He was dating Stephanie Birkitt at some point and also new that she had had sex with David Letterman. It’s therefore quite possible that his mind was seething with jealous rage and then had to extract vengeance on her former lover, David Letterman.

Now, don’t get me wrong. The guy you’re dating is probably not a raving lunatic, but it’s his brain you’ve got to worry about.

What actions can you take to never engage the jealous male brain? For one, never talk about your former lovers. The guys you were dating in the past are nothing to you and as such should not be mentioned. And under no circumstances should you ever talk about the men you have had sex with in the past. You are a virtual virgin or to put it another way don’t ask don’t tell!

Dating and mating doesn’t have to so hard!

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